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REASONS YOU MAY BE A JEEPER
1.
A new dent in the sheet metal actually fixed another
dent, or it just added some character.
2.
You know at least 3 800 numbers to aftermarket off-road
business by heart.
3.
You are on a first name basis with the guys at every
local auto parts store in town.
4.
You want to take things apart and rebuild them, even
if they are not broken.
5.
You have a monetary equivalent of a Mercedes Sedan
invested into your Jeep, but it still looks like crap.
6.
You consider starting a vehicle five times in any
given minute routine.
7.
You own a vehicle, which now weighs 1000 lbs. more
than when it came off the showroom floor.
8.
You look for jeeps in everything, and try to figure
out the year and model.
9.
You are the type of person who goes crazy if you sit
in a highway traffic jam more than 5 minutes, yet
you can spend six hours driving one and a half miles
and consider it to be a form of relaxation.
10.
You'll stop and look at any old rust heap thinking
parts vehicle.
11.
The weatherman says "Stay in, it's dangerous"
and you think " time to go wheeling."
12.
You are happy that you can't use 1st gear on the street.
13.
A military convoy passes by and you only look at the
axles, tires, and antennas.
14.
You have enough straps, chains, rope, ets. in your
Jeep to keep the Queen Mary docked during a hurricane.
15.
You understand that JEEP is a way of life, not just
for transportation.
16.
You use a hose to clean the inside and the outside.
17.
A low-rider Jeep pulls up next to you, and you get
out and bitch slap the driver.
18.
You have a high water mark in the inside of your Jeep.
19.
You use the ice scraper on the inside of the windshield.
20.
The AAA guy breaks down, you stop and fix his problem
and get back on the road.
21.
You'll dive 2 days at 600 miles a day so you can spend
2 more days driving 3 miles per day.
22.
You have more pictures of your Jeep than of your kids.
23.
You spend more time deciding which $3.00 bushing to
use than you do on personal hygiene.
24.
You are sitting here reading this while your wife/husband
is waiting for you in bed.
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