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THREE
MECHANICS
Three
mechanics were in the bathroom standing at the urinals.
The first mechanic finishes and walks over to the
sink to wash his hands. He then proceeds to dry his
hands very carefully. He uses paper towel after paper
towel and ensures that every single spot of water
on his hands its dried. Turning to the other two,
he says, "At Ford, we are trained to be extremely
thorough."
The
second mechanic finishes his task at the urinal and
he proceeds to wash his hands. He uses a single paper
towel and makes sure that he dries his hands using
every available portion of the paper towel. He turns
and says, "At Chevrolet, not only are we trained
to be extremely thorough, but we are also trained
to be extremely efficient."
The
third mechanic finished and walks straight for the
door, shouting over his shoulder: "At Jeep, we
don't pee on our hands."
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