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TEN
COMMANDMENTS OF A JEEP OWNER
1.Thou
shalt not misuse the name of Jeep.
2.Thou
shalt not steal any Jeep.
3.Thou
shalt not murder on a Jeep Jamboree, or any other
time.
4.Thou
shall respect the land and the animals, for they are
what make offroad exciting.
5.Thou
shall covet other CJs with respect, for they are family.
6.Respect
your Father, Mother, and Neighbor, for they one day
may own a Jeep, should you want to drive it.
7.Thou
shalt not give false testimony against Jeep, especially
while telling a fish story.
8.Thou
shalt not commit sale to another, without respect
towards Jeep.
9.Thou
shalt not purposely harm your Jeep vehicle, or your
Neighbors Jeep.
10.Thou
shall idol Jeep, for it was given to rejoice.
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