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JEEP
CREED
This
is my Jeep, there aren't many like it.
My
Jeep is my best friend. It is my life.
I
must master it as I must master my life.
My
Jeep, without me, is useless.
Without
my Jeep, I am useless.
I
must drive my Jeep true.
I
must drive better than the Chevy who is trying to
pass me.
I
must out-drive him before he out-drives me. I will
. . .
My
Jeep and I know that what counts on this trail is
not the
gas
we burn, the noise of our exhaust, nor the smoke we
make.
We
know that it is the driving that counts. We will drive
. . .
My
Jeep is human, even as I, because it is my life.
Thus,
I will learn it as a brother.
I
will learn its weaknesses, its strengths, its parts,
its
axles, and its engine.
I
will ever guard it against the ravages of weather
and damage.
I
will keep my Jeep clean and ready, even as I am clean
and ready.
We
will become part of each other. We will . . .
Before
God I swear this creed.
My
Jeep and I are brothers.
We
are the masters of the trail.
We
are the saviors of my life.
So
be it, until victory is AMC's and there are no other
4x4's, but Jeep!
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