Jeep Humor - poking fun at the world, and ourselves

YOU MIGHT BE A JEEPER IF...

~ You've ever ask your wench for a winch

~ You've ever ask Santa for a locker

~ You've gotten a Christmas card from UPS

~ You've shared a Jeep commercial with your friends

~ You've been completely covered in mud, and happy about it

~ You know all the salesmans names at the Jeep dealership

~ You call Tomken, and they know who you are

~ You have more than one size of tire for your Jeep

~ You carry more tools and parts than camping gear

~ You "wonder where that trail goes"

~ You consider drinking beer at the off-road shop "A night on the town"

~ You name your Jeep

~ You constantly scan the road for other Jeeps

~ You talk to other Jeep owners you have never met at drive-ins, mall parking lots, traffic jams, etc...

~ You can tell the brand of mud tire from the sound

~ You remember part numbers easier than your spouses birthday

~ You have an account at the local off-road store

~ Your credit card bill has ever had more than 6 Jeep related items