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10 REASONS TO DATE (OR MARRY) A CHICK WITH A JEEP
10.
You won't have to share your Jeep with her.
9.
Weather permitting, she prefers driving topless.
8.
Since she is obviously not into creature comforts,
she will be low maintenance.
7.
She can probably perform her own Jeep maintenance.
6.
She won't bitch when you are out working on your Jeep.
5.
She probably has her own tools.
4.
She likes it rough and bumpy.
3.
She can take your Jeep in for warranty work, and they
won't ask her a single question, even with that 4-inch
lift and those 33-inch Super Swampers.
2.
She will usually buy you Jeep parts for gifts, and
expect the same in return.
1.
There will be plenty of spare parts waiting to be
stripped from her Jeep when she's not looking.
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