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10 REASONS FOR HAVING MECHANICAL LOCKERS IN YOUR JEEP
10.
Occasional loud banging sound gives you an adrenaline
rush that is better than coffee.
9.
Excellent opportunity to demonstrate your superior
mechanical understanding to your mechanic while explaining
to him that, no ... your rear end is not broken.
8.
Your significant other won't ask to borrow your Jeep,
cuz they are afraid to drive it after that parking
lot incident.
7.
Lane changes no longer require all that annoying effort
of actually having to turn the steering wheel.
6.
Beating sports cars off the line on wet pavement.
5.
Having a 4X4 that actually turns more then two wheels.
4.
Single lane U-turns.
3.
Cool, brightly-colored "Warning: May Cause Injury
or Death" stickers for your dash.
2.
No need to plow snow from your driveway . . . ever.
1.
Opens up a whole new and exciting hobby: Making fun
of ARBs!!
by
Phil Jensen
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